Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 23, 2020

Honey Gnome

A Gnome covered in honey

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023

Gnome Spot

An out of the way space only reachable by the skillful climbing of a dexterous and goofy little gnome.

Dude, I found a sick Gnome Spot behind some barrels in the Lion's Pride Inn.

by Froathy December 26, 2022

gnome day

Gnome day is on May 26!!! Celebrate and appreciate the gnomes that protect you.

Omg it’s a gnome dayyyy

by Ava Silva February 19, 2023

Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.

I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.

by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022

herd of gnome

A gathering of pussies while a truck is passing by with priceless artifacts from Egypt.

Wanna join my herd of gnome?

by youngmistro13 February 21, 2010

Gnoming

The act of popping up at someone's garden wall during coronavirus lock down to say 'hi'! Keeping correct social distance and obviously only when out exercising 😜

We went 'gnoming' at my sisters today

by Toffygirl April 18, 2020