Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

crispy killcams

a youtube series from the hit youtuber Crispy Concords when he started youtube

Lets watch some Crispy Killcams

by FlemishParis July 4, 2023

Crispy Crew

A group of five, Crispy Crewmates. They all get crispy and do the big dance, buddy runs it all.

When life gets hazy, you know it's about to get Crispy, because the Crew is here!

Yoo, did you see the Crispy Crew last night?
Wow, big chance to get Crispy with the Crew.
Skibidi ohio sigma, Crispy Crew in the house!

by skidibiland2 May 6, 2025

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Crispy

A constant state of being so crisp you are classified as crispy.

I be he thinks he is pretty crispy.

by Father_Crispy January 6, 2021

mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

by Plumbfree May 21, 2024

Crispy Snack

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.

Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!

by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023