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The Morrison Shop

Morrisons the shop where everyone trys to steal most of the time they never get caught. Morrisons is also a place where teenages from different schools meet up like robert clack all saints and sydney russel. Unfortunetly all the schools around the borough are banned from morrisons due to our fucking poor behaviour kmt... is klm though. You feel like tue best person in the world when you enter morrisons without getting caught and leaving without security asking for your recipt. But the best time to link up is on a Saturday morning when the rugby lads meet up in the morning and buy every snack in the store.
Im going to steal from The Morrison Shop.
by scxar December 8, 2019
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Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.
There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?
by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020
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The Reject Shop

The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.

Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"
"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"
by Type of person September 26, 2020
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snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)
by Big Steve September 4, 2003
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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Black-shopped

When you blackout and your subconscious takes over and before you know it you have 3 shopping bags in each hand and someone "stole" all the money in your wallet. Basically shopping and spending a ton of money and not remembering any of it
All of a sudden i was standing outside of Forever 21 and realized i just black-shopped.
by Bianca James February 27, 2011
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Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.
Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.
by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019
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