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jeff rowe

A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
Wow, did you hear Jeff Rowes story?
No, but it probably wasnt true
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019
mugGet the jeff rowemug.

Death Row

The Term Welcome to Death Row means that you or your spouse is asking to devote your life to them and they will do the same.Meaning Every Heaven has there own Hell but no matter what y’all stick it out because you know your spouse/Partner got your back no matter what.
He Asked me to be on his death row I accepted the request and signed papers..were now stuck together
by Luhmamma December 6, 2022
mugGet the Death Rowmug.

row M

1. rowM
1.) The preferred row of seats at the Ziegfeld theater in NY, by movie enthusiasts.

2.) An extrememly cool group of people, who go to the best NY movie events prior to the movies opening.
The first people in the theater usually run to make it to RowM before the rest of the crowds
by GACC June 6, 2005
mugGet the row Mmug.

row 7

the row at walmart where stoners meet and do deals
stoner 1- i need some weed

stoner 2- lets hit the guy up in row 7 later
by stoner girl December 15, 2009
mugGet the row 7mug.
Your either with us, or you are on your own.
Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"
by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024
mugGet the START ROWING OR START SWIMMINGmug.

Rowed

When a person gives a handjob with there right and left hand to two separate people at the same time.
Catherine rowed me and Ricky good last night because we are so gooey!
by anonymous March 15, 2024
mugGet the Rowedmug.

3rd row

The last row in a suv characteristics of these seats are that they are small as fuck and you get no legroom either sometimes the 3rd row has a bitch seat (middle seat) so you end up with 2 bitch seats at least the 3rd row has cup holders and air con and power for your electronics (if you're lucky) no one calls 3rd row unless theres only bitch seats left
Oh dang I have to call 3rd row at least its better that bitch seat
by the lyfe is rad April 24, 2021
mugGet the 3rd rowmug.

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