Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.
When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023

An expression used to indicate:
1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles
b. extends to other positions
2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction
b. extends to other positions
1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles
b. extends to other positions
2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction
b. extends to other positions
by Bilenium May 10, 2008

by Gordonmaster October 3, 2020

Taking snapchats of things/people and drawing wizard hats on them (blue with yellow stars) and sending them to everyone on your list.
Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014
Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014
im getting these wizard hat snapchats from people I don't even know, wizard hatting must be catching on
by through_jaded_eyes September 3, 2014

A headpiece which a man is given by his male friends to signify his divorce. Normally as a gift of joy or elation.
by Dasjuice December 12, 2014

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!
by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009

by DJ Cull June 13, 2015
