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Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.
My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!
by Daily Jew December 3, 2018
mugGet the Greasing the swinemug.

Ballsack Grease

Sweat or Grease coming from underneath the testicals
I drink ballsack grease because it has good vitamins and nutrients
by Ballsack Grease Enjoyer May 28, 2022
mugGet the Ballsack Greasemug.

grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.
Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.
by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014
mugGet the grease wedgemug.

grease flaps

a flap of like I don't even know bruh i- i wanna say like nut sack flap but that- or something like, nahhh I think we can make it better than that, cuz it needs to be wet for some reason, its just like a flap on ur back that's always wet for some reason. grease flaps is a flap of grease
man: dude this "grease flaps" is really leakin everywhere.
by cumbucket47 October 12, 2021
mugGet the grease flapsmug.

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
mugGet the greasing the koalamug.

Cut the grease

‘Cut the Grease’ - in typical Italian/Korean households, one must take a shot after their bite of whatever they are consuming. This type of food usually has a higher fat content so this method is essentially used to help... ‘cut the grease’.

this allows for more consumption of food...and one can get a nice buzz as well.

The preferred drink of choice is Soju, Vodka or Mezcal. Wine does not count.
I just had this briscuit, and now I need something to cut the grease. Lupe, do you have any Soju? I need to cut the grease.
by Lupeboy March 17, 2021
mugGet the Cut the greasemug.

Jake-Grease

What happens when you play too much World of Warcraft; The outcome of not showering in a week.
Dude, why are you playing Warcraft so much?

Im trying to build up my Jake-Grease.
by cccccccccccorgy October 19, 2007
mugGet the Jake-Greasemug.

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