Hey so I’m having a purse eve next Wednesday, i already sent invitations. there will be an early midnight snack and a late midnight jpeg reveal. your attendance is mandatory. I repeat, this is non-optional. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a donation for the donation bin (cash is acceptable and encouraged). All proceeds will benefit the gayward youth. Ok well, see ya.
by blackenedsicken March 12, 2022
Get the Purse Evemug. by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022
Get the Purse Poopmug. It is a way to subtly call someone a cock bag in public. Or a way to speak the phrase "cock bag" as if using a rooster and hand bag emoji.
by jaxombie February 19, 2017
Get the rooster pursemug. That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth
Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses
by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020
Get the Human Pursemug. Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.
Your implication is nobody
Your implication is nobody
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
Get the PURSE SNATCHERmug. Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.
Your implication is nobody can FUCK YOU but I have to go around giving any kind of RIMJOBS.
The culprit shows their face.
JIG IS UP
Someone who ruined a horse race.
Your implication is nobody can FUCK YOU but I have to go around giving any kind of RIMJOBS.
The culprit shows their face.
JIG IS UP
Someone who ruined a horse race.
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.
Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.
Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.
If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.
Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.
Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.
Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.
If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.
Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
Get the PURSE SNATCHERmug. by S_perma January 12, 2019
Get the Spam Pursemug.