Ted Faro

A narcissistic tech bro.
Originates from the game “Horizon Zero Dawn”.

Elon musk is a real ted faro ass motherfucker.

by chocolate_maned_wolf April 08, 2024

Dop ted

When your closest friends betray you

Ange and Alex dop ted on me in call last night

by I.Daniels March 26, 2022

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 02, 2022

Ted Lui

A representative of those who are very smart and love music.

People who are so Ted Lui should be in Juilliard.

by March 07, 2022

Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met

Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person

by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

sho-ted it

screen shot/ copy something discreetly

here i sho-ted it.... look. to discreetly say you copied it

by Cameater December 10, 2022

the kid ted

About become one of the biggest rappers in the world he will hit 1billon followers on Spotify and Instagram in just one decade his first release album will be through the years featuring all the rappers in the world

The kid Ted works with Mr beast

by November 23, 2021