Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?

Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Ted Dibiase

money money money money moneyyyy

Ted Dibiase is richer than you

by stock user November 9, 2021

ted out

to break weak, blab your mouth, spill it, tell the business of others, snitch

You better not ted out on me and get me in trouble

by reeseehood February 13, 2020

Ted

Ted is an amazing Man of God. He is someone who is always looking out for his friends. Once you become a friend of Ted, you can guarantee you will be taken care of. Ted is funny, charming, and all around a stand up guy. Ted can be quiet, but with the quietness comes deep thought and wisdom. He will always encourage you and be there for you. Don’t mess with Ted or someone he knows because there is no getting away from Ted. He FAST.

Have you guys heard about that guy named Ted? Man. What a dreamboat!

by S.LANDer April 26, 2025

Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022

Ted-ing out

The verb ~Ted-ing out~ is to overthink to extreme lengths, as done by Ted Mosby in the show How I Met Your Mother

Girl 1: What if there's no spaces for the job by tomorrow? I have to get my application in tonight!
Girl 2: Bitch, you're totally Ted-ing out rn, you only found out about the space this morning.
Girl 1: Slut tf does "Ted-ing out" mean

by not.beanie July 30, 2023

Ted Chad

Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.

Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.

Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe

by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024