tall jester

the inverse of a short king, someone who is tall but also funny and confident

this dude is the complete opposite of a short-king, he's a tall jester
wtf is this word?

by jocomeon June 5, 2024

tall nugget

A Tall Nugget is a nickname for an artist who is very anti social. She rarely ever trusts people and will defend her friends.

Tall nugget: "Heck . Heck people.
People: Hi!
Tall Nugget: *Angry Nugget Noises*

by Tall Nugget September 18, 2019

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

Tall person

An alien that has very exposed knees which are very easy to kick in

Person 1: hey that's a tall person
Everyone else of a normal height: GET YOUR BASEBALL BATS AND GET THEMMMMM

by Atallgiraffe January 20, 2022

Tall girl

Where's size thirteen nikes MENS SIZE THIRTEEN NIKES

Josh:What size shoe do you we
Tall girl:thirteen nikes
Josh:oh I wear si-
Tall girl:MENS SIZE THIRTEEN NIKES

by Im.depressed.and still.smile October 16, 2019

tall tales

Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!

Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024

Tall One

A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.

Man I was jerking last night and busted a tall one, it landed on the fucking ceiling!

by Daily Jew December 2, 2018