A merit based cult created by a Canadian immigrant named "Maximus Wellington" aka "obsster". Obsster came to this country and he created the brotendo cult. Anyone who is in the cult but is found worthless by obsster is banished and exiles to the realm of the 'forgotten' in the realm of the forgotten a person will either be a bronie, bromigo, or a bronegro all based on what got them banished. The clan revolves around dank memes and is being sought after by the CIA. Obsster currently has several death warrants and is as allusive as Bigfoot. Only members if the cult get to see obsster. Obsster is basically the Charles Manson of the meme world. Their gang sign is the 🅱️ emoji.
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