squeeze one out

To defecate hurriedly. Primary usage area is eastern U.S., blue collar lexicon.

Let me squeeze one out, Freddy - I'll jump on that alternator change when I'm done.

by Boswell September 14, 2008

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

Gold Fish Squeeze

The act of trying to drown a goldfish.

Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Alabama squeeze box

an incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

we're going to Alabama squeeze box Emily tonight

by forthewin849 July 6, 2023

Alabama squeeze box

when 2 brothers start pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey sis wanna get pounded by me and our brother Alabama squeeze box style?"

by somedude230 July 5, 2023

Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022

Is the squeeze worth the juice?

An backward analogy used to ask if something is worth doing or not. Typically the question is asked if the juice is worth the squeeze, but occasionally someone will ask the question backwards i.e. is the squeeze worth the juice?

When discussing a new project, our manager asked "is the squeeze worth the juice?"

by Funnybanker May 12, 2021