Im Salt

Friends with gomank. Was them salt with the green or other masks. Robbed all banks. cool ig. Was a highlighter.

Im Salt is a good streamer NOT

by The dictionary 2020-2030 October 31, 2020

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021

Salt Shaker

When someone is beyond salty. The second level of being salty

Savannah: He’s being a salty, I didn’t even do anything.

Sunny: He’s being a salt shaker

by Nauti_girl December 27, 2018

salt barer

Someone who has taken in so much salt that now everywhere they go they make others salty just for a reaction that they can use against you in future arguments. An example of a well know salt barer is anyone with the name of Harry W.

"As soon as the salt barer entered the room, their next victim was ready for the salt."

by FAT ELF KID August 25, 2019

Old Salt

An experienced sailor, generally on the East Coast, with loads of sea wisdom and tales to tell.

I enjoyed meeting your grandfather, he’s a proper Old Salt.

by OldMoneyBunny August 24, 2022

Hardly salt

Reaction to an absurd scenario commonly used in the west of Ireland

Katie: you’re a salty simp
Caoimhe: hardly salt

by Saltysimp April 9, 2021