California Freezing

California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.

Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!

by Robert W Ross January 12, 2008

California Cradel

When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.

Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?

by McPenis Boy January 30, 2005

California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.

I California slammed her ass last night.

by breztri February 22, 2021

California backhander

The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics

“Billy was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.”

by California backhander February 10, 2022

California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 1, 2017

California poppy

A California Poppy is whenyou finger a girl and move it around so much she squirts

Lesbos love California Poppy

by Pussy Fulkerson 0369 June 24, 2016

California Widow

A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.

California Widow married but separated

by ChanceMeeting March 7, 2014