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doing an alan

On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!
He's fucking doing an alan again

Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!
by markku007 November 11, 2008
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Alan Y

A fucking legend who has an 8inch penis that loves sticking his penis in girls and all the girls want to fuck is tight boy asshole.
That Alan Y kid... I want to fuck his tight boy asshole so hard.
by trent_lmao October 23, 2018
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Alan Douchowitz

The corrupt attorney who specializes in using legal scholarship and courtroom drama to defends scoundrels and other douchebags.
Alan Douchowitz claims he kept his underwear on while getting a massage at the Epstein estate. What a douchebag!
by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
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Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
Michael Alan Snell eats ass.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020
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Alan

A skilled sexy boy. he is very smart and handsome and very attractive. he has alot of friends and can master anything he puts his mind to. he seems to have superhuman abilities and is kind too. he can solve any of your problems and you are lucky to meet an Alan.
Oh Alan is so hot
by ygi, ig June 3, 2022
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Alan

Alan and big dawg the same thang like a synonym
by Dudelove24 November 23, 2021
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Alan Shen

A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums
Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”
by Russianbigboy69 March 27, 2020
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