camel tan

camel tan-verb. the act of spreading your scrotum while tanning to evenly distribute the sunlight on your sack so that every nook and cranny is covered.
I will be going to the tanning bed this week and make sure I get a camel tan.
by Joe326 February 26, 2011
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tan head

A derogatry term for a person of middle eastern origin. A Tan Head. Also used by the Military to identify Terrorists.
RPG! RPG! That was Close F******G Tan Head
by Munkey_man October 20, 2006
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orgy tan

When your skin gets red during an orgy from so much slapping, mainly ass slapping.
Man, I my ass hurts from an orgy tan I got from last weekend.
by NoahNova June 11, 2017
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Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.
Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!
by DT show April 29, 2011
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Tan-Pa

That white-haired dude at the beach who lays out all day, barely moving except to spray himself with coconut oil and roll over. Brown as a nut. Always alone. Just him, a towel and the sun. Commonly wears a speedo.
"Ever since Bob retired all he does is lay out on the beach. He's there from sun up to sundown. He's a total Tan-Pa."
by V puppet June 18, 2019
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Copper tan

A tan on the left arm of a police officer, that occurs from driving around for a lengthy period of time, with his left arm hanging out the window. During the summer months, police officers wear short sleeved shirts. But because they spend most of their time in the cruiser, only their left arm gets tanned from the sleeve down to their fingers. The word, "copper" is derived from the nickname given to police, because their badges were made of copper. That term was then abbreviated to "cop".

This is similar to a farmer's tan; in which both arms are effected.
Woman at the beach: Sir! Can you help me? You're a cop, right? Somebody just stole the wallet out of my shoes!!

Man: Sure, I'll be happy to help. But I'm not even in uniform. I'm only wearing swimming trunks. How did you know I was a police officer?

Woman: That's easy! Because you have a copper tan! Oh...and because your beach towel, duffel bag, beach umbrella, and beach chair all have "Police" written in huge letters...and you have a badge pinned to your chest. That must hurt.

Man: It does.
by Cravicky June 15, 2015
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Jetro Tan

The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.
Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty

Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...

Person A: ...
by SoB0410 May 17, 2010
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