snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.

Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.

by Fav December 3, 2006

scropping

(verb)
the act of dropping objects on your scrotum

Jimbo: What did you do last night, James
James: a lot of scropping... I actually scroped a dresser
Jimbo: quite impressive

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010

slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014

snapping your carrot

The act of male masturbation, Jerking off.

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!

by DiamondDave75 February 8, 2015

Slapping Tuna

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.

"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."

by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017