Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.
by tthe masked stranger January 7, 2010
Get the The sword is in the axe woundmug. by midget d April 15, 2015
Get the cajun sword fightmug. by johnquagmyre June 24, 2019
Get the Double-Edged swordmug. Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.
by Fav May 1, 2008
Get the Pining For The Pork Swordmug. A sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; Between their shoulder blades. So, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a penis tattoo on the back of your neck. We would advise you to get that fixed. Don't get lice.
"Hey Jim, I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed."
"Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo."
"No way. Really?"
"Oh yeah, man."
"Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..."
"Wanna get some drinks?"
"Yeah."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed."
"Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo."
"No way. Really?"
"Oh yeah, man."
"Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..."
"Wanna get some drinks?"
"Yeah."
by The Panchoco's May 1, 2010
Get the Penis Sword Tattoomug. A contest where two men fight with only their bare penises. The match ends when one man is shamed into defeat and bows out.
Yo dude, did you hear about Brett?
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.
by fearandloathinginnh April 24, 2008
Get the Kazakh Sword Fightmug. To lose your place as the best at a given subject, taken from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim quote:
"I used to be one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, then I took a sword through the chest."
Can be used in any situation where you have come off second best.
"I used to be one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, then I took a sword through the chest."
Can be used in any situation where you have come off second best.
I used to be the best player on the football team, then I took a sword through the chest.
I used to be the best driver in the world, then I took a sword through the chest.
I used to be the best driver in the world, then I took a sword through the chest.
by Just another lost child. December 7, 2011
Get the Sword through the chestmug.