Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.

Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

by Dave the ex May 23, 2018

tree swinging ape

An absolute coon that has no chill aka chief keef

Did you see that tree swinging ape yesterday?

by Yungchiefkeef May 6, 2018

big swing, no ding

Informal cricketing term used when a batsman takes a giant slog at a ball but completely misses. Equivalent to "swing and a miss" in baseball. Usually used as a sledge at under-12s cricket matches.

"Is he gonna whack this one for six? No, he's been bowled! Big swing, no ding!"

by Somenutidk July 2, 2021

mediterranean swing set

This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.

Excuse me miss, would you like to participate in a Mediterranean swing set later this afternoon?

by CattleKardashian January 29, 2017

head stock swing

the act of taking the neck of a guitar and/or bass and outwardly swinging the instrument it to the side, making the guitar or bass perpendicular with the body violently (left or right depending on playing style) then pulling it back violently while keeping the song going.

That band had some badass head stock swings during their breakdowns.

by Dante De Rossi October 19, 2006

Generational Swing Back

Today’s young adults & adults (basically anyone between the ages of 15-50 years of age) enjoy the idea of tattoos and piercings. While these past two generations seem to dig the cultural fun in your body being a “canvas” the newer generations are going to create a so-called “Swing Back” where they think tattoos and piercings are gross or too mainstream and will not do anything to their bodies in this art form.

Dude! Have you heard of the Generational Swing Back? No one will have tattoos or piercings by 2080! Could you imagine a bare canvas?

The Generational Swing Back has increased the numbers of people with nude bare skin. Tattoos and piercings are of the yester year!

by Psycho_Luna April 17, 2019

swing a mean root

When ones penis is very long and or large and it impresses the ladies no matter what kind of guy is sporting it.

Damn that guy is a total loser, he must swing a mean root to get that lady in the sack.

by Jrlovebone September 4, 2022