swing a mean root

When ones penis is very long and or large and it impresses the ladies no matter what kind of guy is sporting it.

Damn that guy is a total loser, he must swing a mean root to get that lady in the sack.

by Jrlovebone September 04, 2022

head stock swing

the act of taking the neck of a guitar and/or bass and outwardly swinging the instrument it to the side, making the guitar or bass perpendicular with the body violently (left or right depending on playing style) then pulling it back violently while keeping the song going.

That band had some badass head stock swings during their breakdowns.

by Dante De Rossi October 19, 2006

tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 17, 2015

Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.

Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

by Dave the ex April 08, 2018

Catch a mood swing

To suddenly find yourself having unexpected sex with someone.

If you’re going to your exe’s house, don’t catch a mood swing bro!

by Flurona 2.0 January 04, 2022

personal swing set

Someone used willingly and repeatedly for intercourse often involving kink with various types of metal and plastic objects being inserted into the person.

"I want someone I can practice with my new dildos on"

"Maybe you should get a personal swing set"

by DangerBunnyAttac August 13, 2017

came out swinging

When your dick flops out of the front of your boxers.

He came out swinging when he was extracted from his cell.

by Mr. Titus December 31, 2021