tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

Backwards Coon Swing

Basically the good old average coon swing but with a bit of finesse. First you start off imitating a punch from your off-hand (not hitting the target) doing a full 360, building momentum for your coon swing. This attack is extremely effective and will instantly send your opponent to the dark realms.

Davo " I'll Backwards coon swing you"
*Backwards coon swings you but doesn't hit you to establish the superiority that Davo has"

PussyDickShit "oh no, he knows the move B̶̞̐̚á̴̪̺̯̗̼̝̥̖͓́̇͐̌̕͝c̶̰̘̈͌̀̚k ̡̗̰̟͕̟͉̥̞͐̊̽͝w̴͍͈̥̔͂̐̂͆̀̎͂͠a ̛̲̻͙̬̝̺̭͖̘́͂̈̚ͅr̵̛̹̾̈́͂̄̿̍͋d̵̩̲̰̩̣̀͑̉̕s̵̘̔͋̈̅̉͒̽́ ̡̩̭̱̜̮̭̼̺̱̊̈̾̂̑͘͝͝͝c ̖̍o ̱̦̉̉̆͘͜͝o̴̢͈͉̫͎͊̎̈ň̵̛̳͔̳̻͕̩̯̩͈͊̈͛̓̿͂ ̶̻͎̻̩̪̫̣͗s̶̢̹̪̭̼͍̻͎͉̅̓͝w̴͖̥̣͓̟̠̘̣͈̉̾́͐͝i ̮̦̹̽̔͂͗̈͊̀̆͘ǹ̶̘͛̊̍̚̕g̵̫͔̖̯͚̦͖͗̃̈͊̇͐͌̚͠ . I must retreat"

by trvxo July 1, 2019

Generational Swing Back

Today’s young adults & adults (basically anyone between the ages of 15-50 years of age) enjoy the idea of tattoos and piercings. While these past two generations seem to dig the cultural fun in your body being a “canvas” the newer generations are going to create a so-called “Swing Back” where they think tattoos and piercings are gross or too mainstream and will not do anything to their bodies in this art form.

Dude! Have you heard of the Generational Swing Back? No one will have tattoos or piercings by 2080! Could you imagine a bare canvas?

The Generational Swing Back has increased the numbers of people with nude bare skin. Tattoos and piercings are of the yester year!

by Psycho_Luna April 17, 2019

Swing Le Boiis

When you do a weird almost standing up splits and swing your hips to prevent your nuts from sticking to your thigh
just swing your hips to the side of your body and swing back and forth repeatedly until testes are unstuck.

my boiis are a sticking lemme give em a swingin! In this Case you gotta Swing Le Boiis

by trjtkryl June 8, 2018

tree swinging ape

An absolute coon that has no chill aka chief keef

Did you see that tree swinging ape yesterday?

by Yungchiefkeef May 6, 2018

mediterranean swing set

This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.

Excuse me miss, would you like to participate in a Mediterranean swing set later this afternoon?

by CattleKardashian January 29, 2017

big swing, no ding

Informal cricketing term used when a batsman takes a giant slog at a ball but completely misses. Equivalent to "swing and a miss" in baseball. Usually used as a sledge at under-12s cricket matches.

"Is he gonna whack this one for six? No, he's been bowled! Big swing, no ding!"

by Somenutidk July 2, 2021