Stewartstown Station

The horrible stage of any long term relationship. When you stop having freaky experimental sex and start having boring middle-aged grown up sex. Usually highlighted by endless bouts of mind numbing missionary position.

Gabe and I are really excited about getting married, I just hope we don't move to Stewartstown Station.

by Mag-Num April 30, 2009

human stew

When a group of people all sit in a hot tub or jacuzzi together, "stewing" in each other's filth.

No way am I getting into the Human Stew! Do you know how many germs are in that water? I don't want to get a rash or athlete's foot.

by germaphobe4life May 4, 2009

Barbie stew

Barbie dolls' dismembered body thrown into a boiling pot of water.

"Hey hand me that leg, it would be great in this Barbie stew!"

by mexisexisthebest September 27, 2006

The Beef Stew

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".

The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.

by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 28, 2011

STEW BUM

Shitting hot diareeah into ones pants

A person with an uncontrolled wet bowl movement,and may enjoye it is a stew bum

by bladsd May 20, 2014

voodoo stew

a term generally used by gay men used to describe the discharge that comes out of one's ass the morning following an evening of anal sex, particularly while in the toilet.

i went to take a shit this morning, but it was just a huge batch of voodoo stew.

by azul_77_00 August 17, 2007

eskimo stepbrothers

when one man fingers a chick that another man has had sex with, then the two men are eskimo stepbrothers. similar to eskimo brothers

Rick fingered a chick last night and later found out that his friend James had banged her a month ago. Rick and James are now eskimo stepbrothers.

by skirtripperclubprez September 6, 2011