White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!
Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!
by WTF2023 June 19, 2023
Get the Starbucks Stamp mug.Something seems missing from my premium Starbucks coffee. Perhaps some pain medication, a girlfriend and a place to call my own...
by nothingsean1984 January 31, 2024
Get the Starbucks mug.Her: I’m on my way over, want anything from Starbucks?
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
by All You Have To Do Is Ask October 3, 2019
Get the Starbucks mug.The only "restaurant" that is good for a white girl, specifically Kim Kardashian. They decide to celebrate fall with a Pumpkin Spice Latte and uggs.
by Jake Matigian November 11, 2017
Get the Starbucks mug.