(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.

Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)

by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024

Non-standard

Substandard version of anything. A nice way of saying someone is utter bullshit.

That is a non-standard size of paper, what am I supposed to do with this? Throw it in the trash and set the building on fire!

by Fun Guy 638294 October 8, 2021

standard

one of the inner petals of an iris flower, frequently erect.

The bright yellow standard stood tall above the downward-curving falls of the iris flower.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Utopian standard

Unspoken rule to civil that if we can do better we will aka agreeing to do what's best for the greater good that requires selflessness and sacrifice for innocence whom enbodies the greater good both good and bad connectively feed off of.

The utopian standard highlights the best society can offer.

by PsymonCasanova May 9, 2024

Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Standard

Used to describe an event or situation that happens on a regular basis through which you feel comfortable in, throughout.

"Walk in to a party, that's standard"

by Don'tComeRoundMyEnds November 8, 2017

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025