Shittington Fife!

Traditional English. Exclamation used to express extreme surprise.

See how tall that guy is? Shittington Fife!

by Tom Vek October 18, 2011

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

Sitting on the Bench

Not even in "first base" or watching somebody else go "first base or more" with your girl. It sucks.

"When you are watching some douchebag enter First, second, or even third base or higher with the girl your into, or simply not even able to enter first base, or even the grounds, then you are "Sitting on the Bench"

by njdmanok May 27, 2012

Spittling

When you are talking to someone and drool collects in the corners of the mouth, causing it to either be sucked back in awkwardly or result in "say it don't spray it"

I was talking to that hot chick, And i was nervous and talking kinda fast. I was spittling so bad.

by Mandifer December 9, 2014

sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible

1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!

by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019

Spittin the real

Telling the truth. Being brutally honest. Telling it like it is.

Don't be mad at me bro! I'm just "spittin the real"!

by Why.wouldn't.I May 5, 2021

Sitting fat

Sitting in a fashion that does not allow others to sit next to you; even when there is space. You preferably do this when you are mad at someone.

I didn’t want Andre to sit next to me, so I started sitting fat.

by Papa dusty March 8, 2022