spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face

hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser

by shademouse August 10, 2009

sparticus

It is me...

Evan is sparticus

by Sparticus and Wild Bill March 2, 2004

Snert

The sound your girlfriend makes when she laughs.

"Dude, did you hear that girl snert?"

"Yea, that's my girlfriend..."

by ruby buby October 28, 2018

spartan

a warrior-like figure from the days of sparta, the greek city-state which have bread trough and today are shown through a select few of south american heritage.
characteristics of spartans
-immense will of fighting
-ability to destroy persians with ease
-diet consists of raw meat and/or uncooked eggs

how to know if you are a descendant of sparta
-have a six pack from an early age
-dark complexion
-into dangerous activities i.e. extreme sports
-a strong distaste for asians
-indifference on appearance pertaining to opposite sex i.e. for intercourse
-skilled in the art of thievery
-opposed to german army members

"i am spartan- i must never surrender, never retreat-death on the battlefield is the greatest glory a man can achieve"

examples of spartans:
chuck lidell
chuck norris
anyone with the name chuck
king leunitas
etc...

by anthony tolliver July 25, 2007

This is Sparta!

One of those overused and very unfunny phrases taken from a mediocre movie that all the little kiddies and "broskies" love.

Upon yelling this phrase, in a poorly attempted 'gruff man-voice', everyone in the vicinity is quickly alerted to your high levels immaturity and unoriginality. As well as how annoying you are.

12 year-old #1: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Anyone else: Shut the fuck up...

by Winterbottom... September 2, 2010

Bust a Sparta

The action of raising you foot n kicking the chest of the person in front of you.. much like in the movie 300.

Black guy #1: Hey nigga what happened yesterday at the club?

Black guy #2: This nigga was hit on my hoe so I just went up to him and BAM, Bust a Sparta on the mothafucka.

Black guy #1: Fo sho nigga keepin it real.

by VtecbroooooAra May 13, 2009

smert

aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't

by Damix_55 March 4, 2005