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Bad Sparkle

An unusually short and fetching dark-haired young vixen (not unlike a mini Wonder Woman) who possesses an otherworldy/unparalleled gleam within her bright, mischievous, ultimately evil eyes. But her heart is as sparklingly pure and ambitious as it is shaded with desire for the other, darker side, which is unquestionably more than meets the casual eye, which is exceedingly unconventional and certainly tasty, but the sneaky bitch does have quite a tendency to f'n cheat at minature golf. She also has hickeys, adorable teenage-like feet, and a pimp. Bad Sparkle.
Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."
by Neralich the ANTI-HERO September 21, 2009
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Favor shark

Someone who does favors for you without being asked, then proceeds to guilt trip you or strongly implies you owe them something.
"hey man I helped you sell that car, you owe me the next up on the lot"

"i didnt ask for assistance, you swept into help me so you could demand my help, fucking favor shark"
by BotchoMan January 29, 2019
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White Shark

(verb) When a chick giving head and she be totally chompin on that thang. Bruh can’t even get off cause it feels like a cheese grater down there.
“Damn bruh she’s fine as hell.”

“I know, too bad she white sharked it last time I hung out with her.”
“Shit dawg, happens to the best of ‘em.”
by domolitty December 19, 2019
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Pet the Shark

"Petting the shark" refers to giving a woman a hand-job. This is due to the fact that at most aquarium shark petting tanks, they require you to pet a shark with the first and middle finger, the same two fingers used to finger your girlfriend.

Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.
Yeah, I'm totally about to pet the shark.
by smashuri November 2, 2010
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Sarkohmo

a word given to someone who sucks up to the Sarkoh constantly because they think it is famous as it is on a list along with half of the internet. you will be able to distinguish whether or not somebody is a Sarkohmo with the following: if the person has a keen liking for the color lime green likes a certain washed up punk group and likes it when people have red hair who also has a tendancy to talk like this... OMGZ!!111 Spongebob raep! SKITTLEZZz!! Then be warned as this person have possibly be a Sarkohmo. you may come into contact with the Sarkoh as it is perfectly sane but be warned of its followers as some are ruthless hating machines
person 1: like OmGGG!!! red is just such an awesome color lawlzcopfterrp. wats ur favorite color? :P

person 2: are you a Sarkohmo?

person 1: u tryin to b funnie? i wuz just being my like random self like ARG!! >=/ if yhooz insulting me or Sarkoh then you better watch ur mouff boi!
by i.like.hoes.as.in.pantyhoes December 22, 2009
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sparkling wiggle

A version of "fucking nigger"
From an internet video of a little girl being encouraged by her parents to say "sparkling wiggles" which she then pronuonces as "fucking niggers."
http://emuse. ebaumsworld. com/video/watch/17813
Mother: Say "Get a job , you sparkling wiggle."

Baby Girl: Get a job you fucking nigger!
by fannyhamsteak December 24, 2008
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