snart

smart misspelled. only used be REALLY cool people.

"SNARTY BITCHES"
"*SNART"
"**SNART"
"DUDE, IT'S SMART.

by snartestpersonever December 1, 2010

Snortables

Snortables refer to any and all drugs that can be snorted.
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.

Example 1:
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?

Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!

Example 2:
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!

Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west head

by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012

Snart

When you sneeze, fart and shit all at the same time.

"These allergies are killing me, I really shouldn't have had tacos for lunch. I hope I don't snart."

by Cherry(pop) November 11, 2012

Snorto

A liability. A person or object without grace. Commonly associated with the term "bottom" as used in mainstream gay subcultures.

That hard bloke would make for a jolly Snorto.. A next level Snorto, with a vengeance".

by DrPriestopolous June 1, 2013

Snart

When one accidentally lets out a fart whilst sneezing

Shammah claimed that she simply sneezed, but the smell indicated that she had actually snarted

by Mythological Citrus December 8, 2014

Smurtle

(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.

What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?

by booganatoraa March 15, 2016

Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017