smash it right

Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.

Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it

Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!

by Emance March 19, 2017

banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.

The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.

by Bananas smash March 24, 2017

Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.

I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."

by hipstersbeingtriangles December 8, 2010

Smash Fever

A horrible, often fatal disease when one wants to destroy their opponent in Super Smash Bros. It often keeps you up at night and one cannot focus. It is usually after a Smash session where an opponent only used projectiles and bombs to beat you. Also called a 'Smash Itch'

Larsen has had Smash Fever ever since he lost to Zubin who only used Bowser Down B the whole game and won

by Watson4MVP December 13, 2018

curry smash

When you are between two sweaty Indian males/females during any activity (most likely intercourse).

Man, I got curry smashed so hard last night, I smell like spicy disappointment.

by Xtack August 21, 2016