Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020

Tallahassee Slappy

Is when you shove your hand someone anal. Then pull out and slap them until they turn red or black out

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee slappy until I could handle it

by Software129 February 10, 2026

ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018

hop on slappyball

The act of having sex with 5 big oily men
Usually practiced by men who are addicted to gaming.

John : Yo, wanna hop on Slappyball?
John 2 : Sure my fwb

by joebidenXIJr June 4, 2024

hop on slappyball

Rough sex using glue and sweat as lubricant. Usually involves 1-5 australian people. Most often performed by young males who possess daddy issues.

Guy 1 : Wanna hop on slappyball?
Necrp : Hell yeah!

by OMGDXWYCO June 5, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025