Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.

I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!

by Frank Sheckler June 4, 2019

huck a shitty

a donut, usually performed in the middle of a residential street by someone with little experience with drifting

Passenger: Huck a shitty in this culdesac!

by stupidmoose October 9, 2021

shitty bum

When someone is in a bad mood akin to a toddlers tantrum

When it got towards the end of the night Gavin had one mighty shitty bum going on!

by maki43 September 4, 2020

Shitty bills

Grouchy

Stop being Shitty bills.

by Tiger 3333 June 15, 2018

Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.

"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."

by LordFargus October 13, 2014

foster shitty

foster shitty - a way for san mateans and hillsboroughites to show their superiority.

Dan: "I live in Hillsborough, wbu?"
Mark: "I'm in Foster City."
Dan: "HAHA you live on trash in foster shitty."

At least I don't live in Foster Shitty

by arnavvr June 8, 2020

Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021