I was having the worst day at work and I was just happy to be going home. I opened my front door and my saw my boyfriend Tom sitting on the sofa. "Hey Claire" He says. "You look upset....Whats Wrong" I sigh and say "Bad day at work." He grins and says I can fix that" He pulls of his shirt and pulls me down on the sofa. We start to make-out and I get so excited I shove my hand down the front of his pants. He gasps and pulls of my shirt and bra. He stops kissing me and sucks my tits. By now I'm so horny I pull of his pants and we start to make-out some more. I love the feel of his tongue in my mouth. He pulls off my pants and stares in surprise. I never wear panties but he didn't know that till now. He pulls off his boxers and I give him the best blow job ever. I make sure to swallow all his cum. He shivers with pleasure. I climb up on top of him and sit on his hips. He guides his penis inside of me and I start to bounce up and down. Having him inside of me feels amazing. I continue to bounce up and down as he reaches up and rubs my boobs. Suddenly I feel him flutter my g-spot. I don't want him to stop, so i say "Tom, baby, don't stop!" So he doesn't. He flips me over and lays on me, and starts pumping. Then he hits my g-spot and I scream from the major orgasm. He continues to pump harder and faster. It was the best sex ever!
by rassgsfdsfgsdg February 5, 2020
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Brittany sat next to jake while they were in a room alone. What Brittany didn’t know was that jake had a massive crush on her. They talked casually but suddenly they locked eyes... jake leaned in and they started kissing while he moved his hands down to her waist. Then he started slipping his fingers in her pants. They kept kissing and her went into her panties and started fingering her sexy pussy. He went in and out with his finger. They stopped kissing and she moaned. He went in and out faster and faster then she cummed all over his hands next she slid his hands down his pants and starting rubbing him. She rubbed until he cummed to. She got up and started undressing herself then she got on him all naked and started taking his clothes off. Once they were both undressed she made him lay down on the floor then she got on him and rode him till she orgasmed. They switched and kept this up for a man hour. Then on before their last on they did 69 and she got on the floor and he went in and out slowly and little by little she got so horny and she wanted more and he suddenly thrust his dick in all at once and they both immediately orgasmed she screamed oh duck harder!! Then they got dressed and walked home both happy and panting. They are now married and pride themselves on the fact that they always do this and they say they have the best sex ever.
Brittany sat next to jake while they were in a room alone. What Brittany didn’t know was that jake had a massive crush on her. They talked casually but suddenly they locked eyes... jake leaned in and they started kissing while he moved his hands down to her waist. Then he started slipping his fingers in her pants. They kept kissing and her went into her panties and started fingering her sexy pussy. He went in and out with his finger. They stopped kissing and she moaned. He went in and out faster and faster then she cummed all over his hands next she slid his hands down his pants and starting rubbing him. She rubbed until he cummed to. She got up and started undressing herself then she got on him all naked and started taking his clothes off. Once they were both undressed she made him lay down on the floor then she got on him and rode him till she orgasmed. They switched and kept this up for a man hour. Then on before their last on they did 69 and she got on the floor and he went in and out slowly and little by little she got so horny and she wanted more and he suddenly thrust his dick in all at once and they both immediately orgasmed she screamed oh duck harder!! Then they got dressed and walked home both happy and panting. They are now married and pride themselves on the fact that they always do this and they say they have the best sex ever.
by Sexy Lexi February 28, 2019
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Get the Sexmug. Timmy: Reverend Johnson what's sex?
Reverend Johnson: Well Timmy it's when a man's sin stick is in, on, or in the same room as a woman's hell hole.
Timmy: Thanks Reverend Johnson!
Reverend Johnson: Well Timmy it's when a man's sin stick is in, on, or in the same room as a woman's hell hole.
Timmy: Thanks Reverend Johnson!
by dante0220 January 19, 2010
Get the Sexmug. Honestly, why would you waste your time looking up sex in the Urban Dictonary.
Almost everyone had health class and should know sex is used for:
-making children
-prostitues
-pleasure
-hornies
-sluts
Almost everyone had health class and should know sex is used for:
-making children
-prostitues
-pleasure
-hornies
-sluts
Sally: Whatchaa doin Lace.
Lacey: Well looking up Sex in the Urban Dictionary
Sally: why you hornbag, we had health
Lacey: Well i though it be easier if i had a full explination
Sally: T.T whatever
Lacey: -clicks- Sex : when a mans penis inserts to a ladys vag.
Sally: ohh wow such description
Lacey: yup, I am looking for the perfect one
Sally: okay then.see you
Lacey: byee<3
3 hours later
Sally: hey lets go to the park
Lacey: 'is on page 29' no thank still lookin
Sally: jeeez. you waste yo time
Lacey: bye
Sally: hoe oh look Sex
Lacey: Well looking up Sex in the Urban Dictionary
Sally: why you hornbag, we had health
Lacey: Well i though it be easier if i had a full explination
Sally: T.T whatever
Lacey: -clicks- Sex : when a mans penis inserts to a ladys vag.
Sally: ohh wow such description
Lacey: yup, I am looking for the perfect one
Sally: okay then.see you
Lacey: byee<3
3 hours later
Sally: hey lets go to the park
Lacey: 'is on page 29' no thank still lookin
Sally: jeeez. you waste yo time
Lacey: bye
Sally: hoe oh look Sex
by Mooshiee<3 March 28, 2009
Get the Sexmug. "Have sex with me and I won't tell your wife."
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"Give me £1000 and I won't tell your wife."
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"Give me £1000 and I won't tell your wife."
by crabbyG May 29, 2009
Get the Sexmug. 1 - determines if you are a boy or girl human (Also known as Gender)
2 - A dirty addiction that 2 people do together, same or opposite gender
2 - A dirty addiction that 2 people do together, same or opposite gender
Freddy Joe: What sex is you're new child?
Franky Bob: What?
Freddy Joe: It's gender
Franky Bob: Oh, it's a girl.
Franky Joe? When was the last time you and Margaret had sex?
Franky Bob: Last Tuesday
Franky Joe: I sure hope you're kid wasn't watching
Franky Bob: What?
Freddy Joe: It's gender
Franky Bob: Oh, it's a girl.
Franky Joe? When was the last time you and Margaret had sex?
Franky Bob: Last Tuesday
Franky Joe: I sure hope you're kid wasn't watching
by FrancisGurl January 18, 2013
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