B my L on someone's T's

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

by Diego B May 23, 2008

pull the wool over someones eyes

to deceive or mislead someone

They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)

by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2009

i'd take it if someone threw it at me

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it

aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me

by zach nann August 14, 2005

someone whos better than me

No one.

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me

by Him >:) January 19, 2023

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

by kegggstand August 07, 2008

call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.

Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily

by Indian Atari October 18, 2021