when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.
by mikeshithole August 5, 2007
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Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.
Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
by Duke July 10, 2003
Get the salami nipples mug.A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.
The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.
South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.
Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.
South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.
Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"
"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."
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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."
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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
by Willy Blumberg August 8, 2009
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South Salem High School
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
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Get the strokin the salami mug.The act of becoming so baked you become trapped within your own mind. The individual will usually become so zombified they become more lost than last years easter egg. Sometimes resulting in the individual demanding salami for sustenance and not shutting the hell up.
Dude...I got salamafied last night. Those edibles were so strong. Wait, maybe it was because I ate the entire carton.
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