Twist-A-Roonie

When you crank your dick in a twisting manner, which only works if lubed up or uncircumcised.

John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds

by Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger November 21, 2023

Pinch-a-roonie

When you are jerking your ween and your about to come, pinch and twist the tip then let your shit erupt like a volcano

Bro I so down bad last night I had to do the pinch-a-roonie

by Plug of butt May 18, 2024

soobie boobie foobie toobie roobie

soobin from txt's nickname

moa: did you see soobie boobie foobie toobie roobie's live?
normal person: wtf

by hyukasgf May 19, 2024

Coal Run Roofie

When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.

My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.

by SCICT January 12, 2025

Taste of the Rockies

When you bring a prostitute home to your Indiana home and drown them in your in-door basement pool. You then allow them them to cool to the appropriate temperature before continuing your evening escapades.

I had a decent weekend. Treated myself to a taste of the Rockies. I just need to figure how I'm going to dispose of the body.

by Bob_Money May 31, 2025

Taste of the Rockies

When you bring a prostitute home and drown her in your indoor basement pool in your Indiana home. You then let the body cool to an appropriate temperature before proceeding with the evenings escapades.

I had an okay weekend. I treated myself to a taste of the Rockies but now I have to figure out how to dispose of the body.

by Bob_Money May 31, 2025