puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

Puerto Rican

A hispanic whose work ethic is as bad as his hygiene.

That new guy stinks. Well he is Puerto Rican.

by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024

Amer-rican

A person of Puerto Rican and American caucasion or white heritage. A person who may have been the offspring of a Puerto Rican father, and a white mother, or the offspring of a white father and a Puerto Rican mother. Either way - a person born with either the best of both worlds, or the worst of both worlds or a combination of both. A person who is constantly asked if he/she can make Puerto Rican food. A person who is always asked for I.D. at any opportunity, usually because the asker is curious as to the person's race or ethnicity. A person who pretends to know spanish when spoken to by a spanish speaking person, as says, "Si" because that is all the person knows.

When Robert found out that his Aunt Amy was Amer-rican, he immediately asked her if she could make Arroz con Pollo.

by screamingstar February 18, 2021

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Rican

Short for Puerto Rican.. people who think they are hot shit. Mean while aren't even a country. And and mad that Puerto Rico belongs to the US not Puerto Ricans. Ever hear of the Puerto Rican army? No

I'm so proud to be Rican even tho we aren't a real country.

by Domican January 15, 2018

puto rican

Puto rican a Puerto Rican that brags about being the hardest worker on site. Typically has a shit don’t stink attitude. Extremely entitled. Puto ricans will pretend to work infront of bosses. Puto ricans pretend to fit in with Mexicans but are often hated more than white people. Puto ricans are extremely lazy and expect everyone else to carry the work load. Puto ricans can be found at the end of the bosses dick . You may often find one in the break room or other locations with chairs.

Worker 1 I think the new guy is puto rican . Worker 2 he’s always sitting in the brake room

by DaddieFafo January 24, 2024