When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.
Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"
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An experience that happens when you're spooning and one of your arms goes numb because you have it trapped between you and your significant other. This phrasing is most often used when the trapped arm is up tight against the chest with the wrist limp, the hand slightly below the chin. If you have trouble picturing it think T-Rex. Also known as Awkward Arm.
by Joker88 December 25, 2007
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by Memesnatcher July 9, 2017
Get the retaed mug.A person of any age that epicly fails at navigating in public places, from inside QuickCheck stores to cities like NYC and Paris. In some cases, the "street retard" might head in a way different direction you point them to (as in symptoms of being directionally challenged or walk passed the Walmart they were looking for - while walking.
Michal: "Did you see Filip just walk past the frozen foods aisle?"
Dominik: "Hell yeah, he is such a street retard..."
Dominik: "Hell yeah, he is such a street retard..."
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Get the retarbo mug.it really works! when a girl is bummed out about something, she can go shopping and it makes her feel so so much better
when i had a huge fight with my best friend and he made me really really sad. i asked my mom to take me for some retail therapy
i felt much better
i felt much better
by privacy April 11, 2007
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