Enigma rating 1

A puzzle or exercise (an "enigma") so mind-blowingly simple you probably shouldn't post it on social media to emphasise how cool your national security operation is

"Enigma rating 1: can you see how the following words are related? cheese, feet, penis, drain

by seaturtles83 April 22, 2025

EC rating

EC is a movie rating abbreviation that stands for extra cheese.
Modern movies that are created by talentless, pc, tolerant wimps with no sense of humor are the driving force behind these multimillion dollar pieces of shit. Toilet humor, tough chicks and indestructible cars that can drive off the grand canyon and continue driving are hallmarks of EC movies.

Dude: When will they stop making scary movie sequels?

Dudette: like for real, nothin but hits to the head and overpaid celebs...

Dude: Do the wayans know the only reason their movies are popular now is because they're black and the media is pushing miscegination?

Duddete: No, they're just brain washed automatons with limited comprehension abilities.

EC rating

by crimebob32 August 26, 2013

split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.

"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.

by Ottertail King June 28, 2011

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.

Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.

by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025

Rate

Basic ass Thots and virgins try Harding to hop on the Instagram trend wagon

Tbh/Rate ❤️

by Thotvader October 27, 2018

George’s Rates

When someone in the DHS group chat is being a snake and disrespect a girls property.

George-“Someone In here is actually a rat”
Finn-“everyone show last time you messaged her”
George-“but I’ve been messaging her”
Finn-“that’s George’s Rates”

by Finnnnevanssssss October 27, 2019