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Rabid Raccoon

When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area
I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal
by GSP_15 October 26, 2010
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Tailless Raccoon

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.
Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."
by Heartagram01 November 28, 2005
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radcon

Just another word invented by the left to call someone who is not center or left an idiot for not submitting to standard left-wing protocol. Basically an inane insult repeated mostly by people who heard it from their parents and their friends.
The word radcon was uttered many times at the Kos convention because the participants needed a unifying word to rally against those with opposing views; those who didn't like left-wing bloggers and were (gasp) on the right.
by the prog rock man January 9, 2008
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the racoon

a sex move in which the man shits on his hands and wipes it around the girls eyes making her look like a racoon
dude look at that girl, i just gave her the racoon
by dumpster4436 February 4, 2007
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raccoon eggs

Sup dude, why are you acting like Raccoon eggs?
by Soy06 September 24, 2018
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Racoon'd

râ-kôôn'd - Any portion of a motor vehicle becoming damaged.
Used esspecially when the incident occurs to, at or on the way from the racetrack. Not necessarily pertaining to contacting a live animal at speed.
"Oh did you see that? His wheel is Racoon'd!"

History - Danno struck a racoon traveling home from a day of Autocrossing. The result was a severly damaged exhaust system.
by Matty_EG June 20, 2007
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Raccooln

An incredibly awkward way of saying a raccoon is pretty rad looking
That's a god damn raccooln over there
by Sunjammer October 29, 2010
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