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The Cremation Question

A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.
John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
by thatdudenoah June 24, 2020
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Exam question

A euphemism for taking someone's virginity
"I totally stole her exam question"
by PiggieFatNose September 23, 2020
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donut question me

Another way to say “Don’t question me!”
Person 1: Hey what is your name
Person 2: Donut question me
by an idiot September 24, 2020
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The Four Questions

... as asked by Republican Senator Ted Cruz of prospective Supreme Court justice Amy Coney Barrett, to ascertain her judicial ideology and fitness to sit on the bench.
The four questions Cruz asked:
1) How long have you played the piano?
2) Do the kids do piano lessons as well?
3) You and your husband have seven kids. How did you manage with the distance learning? What was that like in the Barrett household?
4) What advice would you give little girls?
by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020
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Question

That's a good one.
Hym "That's actually a really good question! How do I avoid the paranoid? Hmm.... Either or thinking and being flexible (like water). It either is or it isn't. The hard you try to prevent me from having my say, the less-wrong it makes me appear. At least in my own mind. I know I said it a while ago so maybe you don't remember, I'm confident in my ability talk my way out of anything. I could talk my way out of hell if I had to. And I have an unlimited amount of time to do it."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
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Question

How do these MF know who I am?
Hym "Since you love answering my questions so much. I've asked that one about a thousand time so it kind of looks like YOU get more out of not answering it than you do by not answering the question. I don't get anything out of you answering my other questions other than my curiosity being sated. Which is useless. They knew BEFORE all of this. They still know. And are still doing the thing. To what end? What is the point? Why are they doing it and how? Who is responsible? Because I'm only responsible for the things that I do. I'm not stalking myself. If I had access to the site or the money I wouldn't me asking. And as much as I love being rude and terrorizing my enemies, you're kind of ignoring the shit out of me. It looks like you're trying to withhold it from me. What do you get out of not giving me what I want?'
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
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Open question

A question that anyone can feel free to answer. Not directed at anyone.
Hym "And still the open question remains unanswered... I genuinely don't understand what you hope to achieve by doing this... Is there a point you're trying to make? If so, it is going straight over my head. It's like I'm waiting for a punchline and you just keep droning on and on... Oh, and the solution to that problem you're talking about would be: date a cuck and then schedule yourself and extracurricular shift at the old developmentally disabled group home and fuck a big dick retard in secret. Not that any of them were particularly competent but I think it still applies."
by Hym Iam June 15, 2022
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