Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

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Pussy Cow

An animal which Cal Worthinton of Cal Worthington Ford refers to within a jingle about selling automobiles.

"if you wanna buy a truck.... PUSSY COW!!!!"

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

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Crushing Pussy

Pounding out the vag with no mercy. Turning the lips into raw ground beef. Destroying the fuckhole... VIOLENTLY!!! (making the pussy unusable for about a week/week-and-a-half). Or on a lesser note; making love to your girlfriend, wife, slide-off, side chick, etc. so good the night before, that she has to call out of work the next day.

Quite honestly my friend (or mate, or whatever), one must be crushing pussy AND make at least figures to gain respect in this country club (in a British accent).

by YessCubanB June 22, 2014

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