purse cat

A cat you can hold by all four legs with one hand without the cat putting up a fight

Oh yeah our cat is a purse cat

by HoodCat2030 November 14, 2021

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

sloppy purse

A woman's vagina

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.

by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015

purse dusting

When brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief.... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this evening.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Purse orange

An orange that you keep in your purse for an extended amount of time until it becomes it’s most powerful form

Wow Sofia, look how your purse orange has transformed!

by TeaPotTyson December 29, 2023

purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012

Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)

Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse

by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025