pokemon

a video game and card game that encourages slavery

Person 1: I captured and enslaved pikachu

Person 2: Have you taught it values such as obediance and loyalty yet. It makes pokemon evolve

Person 1: No ... How do i do that

Person 2: Try using a whip

by KABAWAT May 1, 2006

Pokemon

THE STUPIDEST SHOW ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! almost everyone in it is gay. Ash *wants* gary(hes always blushing and gritting his teeth and bending down a bit to cover that erection), brock wants an orgy, and misty wants to mastubate with any water pokeballs she can find.

ASH: oooooo Gary ur soo fine.... *petting garys hair*
BROCK: I WANT ASH HERE! I WANT A PIECE OF ASH (<--pun)!!!! I WANT HEAD FROM OFFICER JENNY AND I WANNA SCREW NURSE JOY! YIPPEE! I CANT SWEAR!
MISTY: OOOOOOOoooooo heeheeheehee thats gooooooooooood......

by pokemon is the gayest show on the planet June 19, 2003

Pokemon Black/White

Hopefully the names of a future Pokemon generation game

I hope Gen 5 of Pokemon is called Pokemon Black/White

by u_no_who_right March 11, 2010

pokemon

A very child oriented RPG made in Japan (place where all the crazy shit came from) in the good old year of 1995. Strange but true, its mayoritie of players are college smoke joints post teenagers, not children.
It can drive an asshole fullretard

This game is made for children, but my asshole father is playing it.
Yeah. Just like he got vicious with Pokemon, what a tool

by wanker of the ass of the world March 3, 2014

Pokemon

Pokemon is love Pokemon is life, Pokemon is only for real niggas who don't mess around

I beat Pokemon therefor imma Pokemon master

by SupLickMe July 29, 2014

Pokémon

A Pokémon is a supernatural organism.

Professor: we are currently studying that Pokémon.

Student: oh ok.

by MasterofAllPokémon00 June 23, 2016

Pokemongo

Pronounced: Poke-Mongo

A Mongo (wich comes from Mongoloid) is basically someone who is suffering from Down-syndrom (so... He is mentally retarded)

Pokemongo an insult against Pokemon Go players.
If you really hate someone, because he/she plays too much Pokemon Go, you can call him Pokemongo.

“Look at that retarded Pokemon Go player.”
- “What a Pokemongo!”

by SanKuro August 17, 2016