crimson pritstick

Dick covered in period blood

"She gave me the crimson pritstick last night"

by PeeGoth March 4, 2019

Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax

Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂

by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019

Movie plots

Why do they even happen? What are the odds? Are the script writers OK? Are questions commonly asked by the public on many movie plots

Did you see the plot of the emoji movie

There was a plot?

Movie plots

by iddunno January 30, 2021

ankle plots

need.

pls j pls this isnt a joke anymore im so serious i need ankle plots

by sjajsjjss February 6, 2021

Morgan Prods

Morgan Prods is the common nomination for the best thing ever. It can be adventures, moula and financial freedom.

Oh man I just saw those 2 guys from Morgan Prods, they both look like they have gigantic dicks. Lucky dudes.

by DrakeWinchester January 17, 2022

National POTS Day

October 25, The day made to raise awareness of POTS or Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Also know as Ashley Frick day

Person: “Who's that passed out on the ground?”
Other Person: “Oh it’s just Ashley, she’s fine.”
Person: “How is she fine? She’s laying on the ground!”
Other person: “She just has POTS, we’ll get her some Dr Pepper and everything will be fine.”

National POTS Day

by Carncarnbaby June 18, 2023

Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!

Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…

by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024