Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
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A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.
One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”
A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.
One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”
Mac: Now Listen Mama, I ain’t no pimp, can you dig it? I’m a Professional Mac Daddy, a Lover Man, ain’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing!
Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.
Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”
Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.
Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”
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Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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Example: “Time to progressinate on our goals!”
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Invented by Author Gabriela Charatsari based in Berlin, Germany.
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Definition: To make progress, to advance, or to move forward in any task, project, or goal. Invented by author Gabriela Charatsari, currently based in Berlin.
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Definition: To make progress, to advance, or to move forward in any task, project, or goal. Invented by author Gabriela Charatsari, currently based in Berlin.
Example Sentences:
1. We need to progressinate on this project before the deadline.
2. Stop procrastinating and start progressinating!
3. Even small efforts can help us progressinate toward our goals.
4. She progressinated in her career by taking on challenging projects.
5. With this new strategy, the company will progressinate to the next level.
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