Before having sexual intercourse with a female, the male lathers his penis in mayonnaise. Then, the mayo-covered penis is inserted into the female and sexual intercourse begins.
I was going to give your mom the Norway Poke last night, but I used up all my mayonnaise on a sandwich earlier.
by Patrick1425 November 03, 2008
A penis shaft that is covered in diarrhea, and once pulled out, topped with peanut butter and reinserted into the anal cavity.
Dude, I was railing that chick in the ass last night, she neglected to tell me she had the runs, so I ran and grabbed some peanut butter, put it on the head, and reinserted, thus I gave her the "Buckeye Poke"
by bigmac2079 June 22, 2010
Someone who is still near the begining of a Pokemon video game. And has gained three or more legendary Pokemon, as well as three or more super powerful Pokemon.
Them-
My pokemon: Entei, Darkrai, Shiny Gyarados, Onyx, Nidoking, Raikou, Gengar, Larvitar, crocanaw, Scyther, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Ditto, Dialga, and Teddiursa lol
You-
Yup you fucking traded with somebody. Poke-jew.
Them-
Lol i got Dialga in a trade for my Togetic, And others i got from other people online.. Raikou entei gyarados though they were from my game
You-
Yup. you still retain your title as poke-jew
Them-
Hahaa
My pokemon: Entei, Darkrai, Shiny Gyarados, Onyx, Nidoking, Raikou, Gengar, Larvitar, crocanaw, Scyther, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Ditto, Dialga, and Teddiursa lol
You-
Yup you fucking traded with somebody. Poke-jew.
Them-
Lol i got Dialga in a trade for my Togetic, And others i got from other people online.. Raikou entei gyarados though they were from my game
You-
Yup. you still retain your title as poke-jew
Them-
Hahaa
by Extremlyannoyed April 05, 2010
by mc guyver June 04, 2009
when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself
rosa pokes jeff
jeff pokes rosa back
rosa immediately creams herself
this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
jeff pokes rosa back
rosa immediately creams herself
this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
by niagrafalls January 31, 2010
Im gona stop by the meth clinic and see if there's any sluts looking for a coke poke.
I coke poked Liz last night, bitch is a ho!
I coke poked Liz last night, bitch is a ho!
by cappdoodledoo April 30, 2011
by joe! June 21, 2005