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J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia
"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"
by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025
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parxie plague

mild-to-moderate illness spread at waterparks shows. usually started by a dedicated parxie coming to a show even though they're sick, and carried by parxies who are following the band to multiple shows.
alternatively; parx twitter.
person A: omg do you remember that time a bunch of parxies got ringworm
person B: LMFAO second worst parxie plague
person A: what was the worst?
person B: the house of blues mold poisoning. obv.
person A: OKAY THAT ONE WASN'T OUR FAULT
by salemruinseverything November 18, 2025
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The New Plague

The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids
"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)
by oderus orungus December 14, 2008
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The Black Plague

an illness where one listens to "Friday" by Rebecca Black and the song is forever looped in their mind. Highly contagious
Guy 1 :"Man, I've got a bad case of the black plague"
Rebecca Black: "THIS WORLD SHALL BE MINE!!!"
by sahgdzhsjc April 12, 2011
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Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media
I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way
by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020
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The Hague Plague

The Hague Plague, you were stupid to release them. You've gone too far.

You NWO IDIOTS

You SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US
The Hague Plague is the event which allowed all the right anonymi to coalesce and find eachother to weed out the snakes. COVID 19, murder most foul, the most recent syrup to be designed for bionanochemical control of undesirables. MERS SARS HCOV, they're all mutant science experiments.
by Bl@ckFl@g April 2, 2021
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It’s plagues birthday

April 22 is Plagues birthday
by _JDawg_ April 21, 2022
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