Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010

Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.

Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

plant

A type of fungi. Only appears in teacups when the sun sets.

“I think I’m addicted to plants, Jacob.”
“?”

by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018