Pansexual 

Contrary to popular belief, pansexual is not when you are attracted to all genders and sexualities, but when you attracted to pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils

Pansexual 1: Yo, that pot was so hot

Pansexual 2: Yea but did you see that kitchen knife? *does TikTok fuckboy move*

Pansexual by urmumgaelol October 5, 2019

pansexual 

If you are pansexual then you REALLY like to cook. Pansexual people are attracted to not only pans, but all kitchenware

I am pansexual because I kissed a pan

pansexual by Frenchy101 May 28, 2020

Pansexual 

A bisexual that wants to be different to show how cool they are.

Pansexual: I love everyone on this planet males, females and so on.

Everyone else: There are only 2 genders so if you Like them both u are bisexual.

Pansexual by Gimmemoney June 19, 2020

Pansexual 

sexually attracted to pans

being pansexual has a 0% chance of pregnancy because the pan is a non-living thing

Pansexual by thegloriouswicky July 15, 2020

Pansexual 

Someone who gets off on cooking eggs and beacon.

Dam making breakfast wouldn't be this satisfying if I wasn't Pansexual.

Pansexual by Neckra14 July 30, 2020

Pansexual 

Your attracted to pans.

I'm a pansexual

Pansexual by Yhgjiiiii September 14, 2020

pansexual chaos 

We are all crackheads. You declare yourself pan, you start doing the dumbest shit ever. We are insane

Person A: what are they doing over there?
Person B: oh, just pansexual chaos
As the 2 look over at a group of pans with buckets on their head, while waving a flag by a large tree screaming, “MY L’MANBERG, MY L’MANBERG, MY L’MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNBERRRRGGGG.”

pansexual chaos by NotTedNivison May 25, 2021