Pimp

A Pimp is a criminal who preys upon young girls, very often underage runaways. When a pimp spots such a girl, he will lay on the charm and sweet talk her long enough to get her alone. Then, he will often beat her, rape her, and get her hooked on hard drugs as a means of control; to make her believe she is utterly dependent on him. Then, the pimp will farm her out to “customers,” aka Johns for sex. If she gets pregnant, pimps usually force her to have an abortion. Most girls under the control of a pimp end up in prison if they’re lucky, or dead.

Man, why is the word “Pimp” used as if it’s a good thing?
Beats me, man. They take teenage girls who are rebelling against their daddy, and literally destroy their lives. Pimps are the lowest of the low.

by Hawks.Fan.12 February 23, 2020

gotta keep the pimp hand strong

a phrase used when one executes a 'pimp slap' on someone for the sole reason to keep the hand and arm used during pimp slaping strong

luke: (slaps Tom)

tom: ow! dude, what was that for!

Luke: gotta keep the pimp hand strong, bitch

by Adrian T. July 5, 2008

Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.

Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"

by Underdrummer May 16, 2011

pimp the system

To get more out of a job than one is supposed to get. Getting financial aid when not absolutely necessary.

"Where'd you cop that grip?"

"I figured out how to pimp the system, g, took it out the register on my break!!!"

by Allen Iverson August 4, 2004

Cyber Pimp

A man whom all the internet chicks go for, even though he can't get a date in real life. ;_;

All of the girls get horny when Solo Maxwell the cyber pimp enters the chatroom!

by Solo Maxwell April 17, 2004

True pimp

An absolute milkman. A pimp who is so rich and powerful that hoes bow down before him. Even preppy Asian chicks want his dick. The closest thing to god on earth. He can have whatever he wants. Walking mojo.

1. Bow down to a true pimp bitch!
2. Bill clinton, Paul walker, and snoop dogg are true pimps.

3. Mikey: ah fuck u killed me!

Tom: haha that's right headshot! Yeeea bow down to a true pimp bitch!!!

by Jimmixgjk May 14, 2009

pimpaholic

a person who is obsessed with being a pimp

That pimpaholic be gettin booty all the time!

by Jonathan/DJ October 11, 2004