foot phone

Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated

How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.

by PhoneOperator January 6, 2014

phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

by JLames_06 June 17, 2018

chap the phone

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.

Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!

by cooliomchoolio January 11, 2008

Phone Dictator

Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.

Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.

Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.

Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.

by Fairydurt August 5, 2011

Phone Shadow

A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.

No matter where I go in the house I can't hear my movie, I've got a bad phone shadow over here.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

Phone-wander

To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.

After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.

by SeeSawAstronaut December 7, 2010

phone-ee

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from" and chances are they aren't even texting for real..just afraid to make eye contact with other earthlings

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from"

ugghhh...another goddamn phone-ee

by roman-horse June 20, 2010